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- A Popular Rodent's First Introduction
- Good Shot
- A Small Land with Big Dreams
- Practical Jokes Played by Transmigrating Pets
- Shipbuilding
- Shortcut
- The Capitol
- Dancing Blockheads
- A Different Kind of Trip
- Martial Artists in the Wild
- Another Alternate View of Station V3
- Dangers of New-Age Science
- More Secrets From Area 51
- Rarely Seen Marine Life
- Passenger Planes of the Future
- Chance Naming
- A Side Trip
- Lost History
- Saturday Cartoons
- Ancient Film Babes - Another Argument for Time Travel
- Perils of Espionage
- Flying Turtles
- Conversations Between Electrical Appliances
- Interesting Cars
- Nose Art
- Tired of the Ugly City
- Fun With Maps
- Birthdays of Sorts
- Another Forgotten Mariner
- Robots Making Robots
- The Flying Fortress
- Close Flyby
- Armistice Day
- The Ever-Fashionable French
- Sherman's March
- Monday Side Trip
- A Different Kind of Hope
- Uncomfortable
- Send in the Marines
- The Beauty of Mathematics
- Sleep Disorders in Animals
- The Two Faces of Flippy
- Rabbit Infestation
- Station V3 Update
- The Future of Transplant Technology
- The Current State of Western Civilization
- Ancient Film Detectives - Delightful Mysteries of Time Travel
- Risks Associated with Animal Tranplants
- Truth in Advertising
- New Advances in Transplant Technology
- Saturday Cartoons
- A Glimpse of Anti-Gravity
- A List of Scandalous Moments in Sea Hunt
- Girls of Sea Hunt
- The Original Star of Sea Hunt
- Underwater Time Travel
- Rockets and Spacecraft
- Giant Turtles in Sports
- Ancient Film Babes - The Sweet Sound of Time Travel
- Fast Trains
- Creative Pets
- Galloping Gertie
- Flight of the Hurricane
- Future Emperor
- Late For Work Again
- The Problem With Predictions
- Ancient Robots
- Robots in Film
- Back to Reality
- Another Important Question Answered
- Election Dance
- McCain WINS! (and it's all Wes Morgan's Fault)
- Morning Diversion
- Legs from the Past
- Troubling Aspects of Time Travel
- Videos Likely To Be Deleted on November 5th
- Sailing the Seas of the Sky
- Dogs in Space
- The Chevy
- Anti-Democrat Humor
- First Flight
- A New Emperor
- Saturday Cartoons
- Gang Warfare in the Animal Kingdom
- Halloween Masks for Cats
- Oration at a Fever Pitch
- Doctor Tran Unmasked
- Games for the Entire Family
- Meet Doctor Tran
- Practical Jokes Played by Chickens
- Another Reason Not to Eat Fish
- Early Retirement
- Morning Poetry Reading
- When Reality Intrudes Into Cartoons
- Musical Flatulence in the Animal Kingdom
- Safety Tips for the Whole Family
- Crying Obama Coffee Mug
- King of Bombs
- Extraterrestrials in Drama
- Dreams About Large People
- A Future Dictator
- A New Nation
- An Operatic Moment
- Substance Abuse in Bats
- Arachnids on Acid
- Festival of Lights
- Pulling Out
- An Important Lesson on the Constitution
- A Grand Old Gal
- Rough Seas
- Adjust the Calendar: Giant Turtle Invasion Date Moved Up to 2011
- A New American City
- Dance In the New Week
- Short Tribute to Zelazny
- A Change in Borders
- A Minor Disagreement
- American Waterways
- Software in Need of Therapy
- Helpful Computer Communications
- Discussion on Anti-matter
- Technical Support in the Middle Ages
- Saturday Cartoons
- Dangers of Computer Use by Seed Pods
- Why Computers Shouldn't Own Pets
- A Software Unit's Pranks
- Shapeshifting Robots
- Additional Benefits of Time Travel
- Bait for Large Fish
- Ancient Film Babes - The Rewards of Time Travel
- Our Feathered Friends at Play
- Large One-Celled Wildlife
- The Dangers of Unattended Electrical Appliances
- An Animated Glimpse of the Future
- The Constellation
- Good Times, Bad Times
- Teleports in History
- Rarely Seen Predators
- Discussions With Seed Pods
- The Beginning of the End
- Little Blue People
- Seed Pod Abductions
- The Met
- Sucker Punch
- Dreams of Seed Pods
- Another Oldtimer
- Legos in Space
- Old Navy
- David Blaine Street Magic
- Animated Seed Pods
- Oldtimers
- More Murderous Seed Pods
- MacArthur Returns
- Seed Pods on the Edge
- Psych-War Techniques of Electrical Appliances
- Doctor Who?
- Pop Art in Advertising
- Impractical Innovations
- Balloon Mysteries
- It Isn't the First Time
- Balloons in the Wild
- A Candid Glimpse at Television Audiences
- The Reproductive Process in Machinery
- Life as Paper
- More Saturday Cartoons
- Spying on Other Planets
- Saturday Cartoons
- Why John Titor Was Late for Dinner
- Interspecies Interaction
- Herding Balloons
- Why Large Metal Slabs Are Important
- Electrical Appliances of Extraterrestrials
- The End of the World
- Eye Test
- Kepler's Star
- A Different View
- Canberra
- A Papal Election
- Off With Her Head
- The Exterminator
- Historical Inspiration
- Spy Planes
- Shapeshifting Extraterrestrials
- Submarine Warfare
- Crisis
- Children's Hour
- The Lost Canto
- Go Navy
- The Afterlife of Machinery - A Study
- Sunday Poetry Reading
- Pets as Household Items
- More Rumormongering
- Shapeshifting Vikings
- New National Anthem: Ode to Obama
- Viking Invasion
- Pets of Shapeshifters
- Why You Shouldn't Play Cards with Extraterrestrials
- Career Choices for Shapeshifters
- Software from Ancient Times
- Dealing with Robot Thugs
- Natural Warfare
- Landfall
- Spaced Out
- Saturday Cartoons
- Why Ligs from Zuur-Vindex Are Rarely Seen
- Extraterrestrials In Advertising
- Extraterrestrials in Sports
- Aliens in Captivity
- Culturally Important Contributions to Society
- The Woman Without a Shadow
- Passing of the Valkyrie
- Another Elvis Sighting
- Lost Pets
- Cloned Super Warriors Again?
- Good News
- Gone Fishing
- Why Squirrels Shouldn't Do Drugs
- Pets of Robots
- Today Did Not Exist
- Comparing Aircraft
- But Do You Have to Tip Them?
- Interesting Cat Food
- Shapeshifting in Nature
- It Must be a New Brand of Coffee
- Caption This Fight Fans
- Breaking the Sound Barrier
- American Music Shows
- The Composer
- Duck
- Hard Landings
- Dancing Fools
- Unseen Clips From Film
- Hold Still
- Large Airships on Fire
- Exercise Machinery
- Another Useless Innovation
- Natural Tool Users
- Give 'Em Hell
- Garbled Communication from V3
- The Mountains WIll Sing
- They're Watching You
- An Interlude with Eggs
- Still Life
- Modern Film Critics
- Seed Pods in Film
- Lemons in Physics
- A Short Drama
- Unhappy Machines
- Happy Machinery
- More Saturday Cartoons
- Saturday Cartoons
- Why John Titor Couldn't Make His Dental Appointment
- Why It's Difficult to Locate Large People
- Fantasies About Large People
- Common Household Items
- Ancient Film Babes - A Study in Time Travel
- A Walk With Miss Mary
- Into the Past
- Hang Ten
- A Minor Disagreement
- Clouds You Really Don't Want to See
- Games Played by Large People
- Side Effects of Rhinoplasty
- Notes on Imaginary People
- Friendly Small People
- I'm Voting Democrat
- Caption This:
- Advertisements Not Often Seen on Television
- Side Effects of Teleporters
- Side Effect of TelePROMPTERS
- Metal Birds
- Pets from the Past
- A Man from Macedon
- National Parks
- An Operatic Moment
- Street Fighting Pets
- We're All a Pack of Cards
- New Car
- Before Plataea
- More Pets
- Near Miss
- Pets of Large People
- Large Friendly Dead People
- High Speed Trains
- Things Aren't Much Better Over There
- Glorifying the American Girl
- Moby Dick Bites the Dust
- Setting Sail for England
- Large Unfriendly People
- More Things to Worry About
- San Francisco Has a Unique Problem
- Saturday Cartoons
- McCain's At It Again!
- I Guess We Can't Forget Glinda
- Billie's Big Speech
- Public Service Night
- Strange Animals
- Another Gaia Conspiracy
- Grandpa's Expecting
- Around the Ringworld
- Around the World
- The Alien Radioman
- Gas War
- Strange Centipede
- Craziest Pro McCain Ad I've Ever Seen
- This One is a Real Planet
- Little Friendly Guys
- Imaginary Reality
- Sunday Morning Conspiracy Theory
- Saturday Cartoons
- Nice Noise
- Happy Birthday
- Our First Emperor
- Odd Perspectives
- More Turtles
- The Words to Our National Anthem
- Saturday Cartoons
- At LEAST Six Times
- Earth Is Bigger Than They Thought
- A Glimpse of the Divine Comedy
- Miss America
- Big Ships
- Stealing Mona
- Girls With Guns
- Saturday Cartoons
- Squirrels in Danger
- Test Drive
- Be Like Usain Bolt
- The Advent of Film
- On the Road
- Saturday Cartoons
- I Wanna Be a Hippie
- The Doctor is In
- Thursday Drama
- Whoops.
- News from the Past
- Saturday Cartoons
- Darwin Award Candidate
- More History
- Sunday History Lesson
- Saturday Cartoons
- Tinkerbell and Snow White Arrested
- Pipe Smoking Should Be an Olympic Event
- Home Improvement Basics
- Saturday Cartoons
- Should I Show This To She Who Must Be Obeyed?
- Saturday Cartoons
- Warning to Hikers
- Saturday Cartoons
- A New Cause to Believe In
- Saturday Cartoons
- Caption This Guns for Left Field
- New Doll For Boys
- Saturday Non-Cartoon
- Only Three More Days
- Caption This
- The Great Debate of 2008
- Saturday Cartoons
- Stand Up
- Misfit
- Saturday Cartoons
- Important Help Care Tips for Men
- Obama Re-Introduces Himself to America... Again
- Caption This:
- Surprise!! More Smiles!
- Saturday Cartoons
- Caption This: June 17, 2008
- Saturday Cartoons
- Anyone Recognize This Man?
- Caption This:
- Clinton in the Tank for Obama Girl
- Saturday Cartoons
- Captions?
- Cue the Caption Contraption
- Caption Contest
- Saturday Cartoons
- The Hit Single
- Saturday Cartoons
- Movie Soundtracks
- Superheroes Outsourced
- No Child Left Behind?
- Britain Opens Up Top Secret UFO Files
- Saturday Cartoons
- Yet Here We Sit Debating Global Warming
- Friday Night Poetry Reading
- Another Conspiracy Theory
- Recent UFO Sightings Explained
- Lost Film Clip
- Top Ten Giant Monsters
- Bill O'Reilly Interview
- Nuclear Storage Site Blamed for Earth's Pending Destruction
- Saturday Cartoons
- And You Wonder Why Some of Our Leaders Have Strange Views?
- Ban Children's Television?
- Want All the Attention?
- CMN Headline News
- Rumors of War in Wingnoosha
- Animal Control Conspiracy Theory
Entries by Week
Click on a week below to view a list of articles published during that week.
- November 16, 2008 - November 22, 2008 (12)
- November 9, 2008 - November 15, 2008 (32)
- November 2, 2008 - November 8, 2008 (38)
- October 26, 2008 - November 1, 2008 (35)
- October 19, 2008 - October 25, 2008 (42)
- October 12, 2008 - October 18, 2008 (40)
- October 5, 2008 - October 11, 2008 (39)
- September 28, 2008 - October 4, 2008 (49)
- September 21, 2008 - September 27, 2008 (21)
- September 14, 2008 - September 20, 2008 (7)
- September 7, 2008 - September 13, 2008 (8)
- August 31, 2008 - September 6, 2008 (6)
- August 24, 2008 - August 30, 2008 (6)
- August 17, 2008 - August 23, 2008 (4)
- August 10, 2008 - August 16, 2008 (4)
- August 3, 2008 - August 9, 2008 (2)
- July 27, 2008 - August 2, 2008 (1)
- July 20, 2008 - July 26, 2008 (3)
- July 13, 2008 - July 19, 2008 (3)
- July 6, 2008 - July 12, 2008 (4)
- June 29, 2008 - July 5, 2008 (3)
- June 22, 2008 - June 28, 2008 (5)
- June 15, 2008 - June 21, 2008 (2)
- June 8, 2008 - June 14, 2008 (4)
- June 1, 2008 - June 7, 2008 (4)
- May 25, 2008 - May 31, 2008 (2)
- May 18, 2008 - May 24, 2008 (4)
- May 11, 2008 - May 17, 2008 (6)
- May 4, 2008 - May 10, 2008 (3)
- April 27, 2008 - May 3, 2008 (1)
- April 20, 2008 - April 26, 2008 (4)
- April 13, 2008 - April 19, 2008 (3)